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  Little John attended a horse auction with his father. He watched as his father moved from horse to horse, running his hands up and down the horse’s legs, rump, and chest. After a few minutes, John asked, "Dad, why are you doing that?"
  His father replied, "Because when I’m buying horses, I have to make sure that they are healthy and in good shape before I buy.
  John, looking worried, said, "Dad, I think the UPS guy wants to buy Mom."
  
 
   This guy has a girl friend named Wendy who finally convinces him to tatoo her name on his penis... well when it’s soft you can only see W Y .
    
    One night they go out and he goes to the restroom. He sees a tall black guy standing at the urinal next to him and notices a "W Y" tattoo on his penis too.
    
    He hesitates then asks the guy if his girlfriend’s name is Wendy too. The guy replies "No, why?"
    
    He explains that his girlfriend had him get "Wendy" tatooed on his penis and it too only shows W Y when it’s soft. Then he asks the guy... so what’s your tatoo say when it’s hard anyway?
    
    The guy replies "Welcome to Jamaica, have a
    nice day!"
  
  
  

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