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  This guy has a girl friend named Wendy who finally convinces him to tatoo her name on his penis... well when it’s soft you can only see W Y .
  
  One night they go out and he goes to the restroom. He sees a tall black guy standing at the urinal next to him and notices a "W Y" tattoo on his penis too.
  
  He hesitates then asks the guy if his girlfriend’s name is Wendy too. The guy replies "No, why?"
  
  He explains that his girlfriend had him get "Wendy" tatooed on his penis and it too only shows W Y when it’s soft. Then he asks the guy... so what’s your tatoo say when it’s hard anyway?
  
  The guy replies "Welcome to Jamaica, have a
  nice day!"


  (七)a new army captain inspected the soldiers in their barracks.he noticed a female horse.
  Captain:what’s that horse for?
  soldier:our men use her if they feel an urge to have sex.
  Captain:ah,it is ok.
  (One night,the captain feel an urge,so the soldier brought the hurse to his tent.the captain fucked the hurse.after that,he saw the soldier smiling outside his tent)
  captain:its so hard!..how do you do it?
  soldier:we ride on the horse to the next town where the girl are.
  Captain:son-of-a-bitch!!!


    (七)a new army captain inspected the soldiers in their barracks.he noticed a female horse.
    Captain:what’s that horse for?
    soldier:our men use her if they feel an urge to have sex.
    Captain:ah,it is ok.
    (One night,the captain feel an urge,so the soldier brought the hurse to his tent.the captain fucked the hurse.after that,he saw the soldier smiling outside his tent)
    captain:its so hard!..how do you do it?
    soldier:we ride on the horse to the next town where the girl are.
    Captain:son-of-a-bitch!!!

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